{"product_id":"situationship-survival-academy-guide-paperback","title":"Situationship Survival Academy (Paperback)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e(The bell rings)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWelcome! Please take a seat. I am your most handsome and brilliant instructor, Versace Donn! But if we're gonna spend the next few hundred pages together, you might as well call me Keith. That's what my family calls me. And in here... we're family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSituationship Survival Academy isn't your typical relationship book. It plays out like a miniseries: \u003cstrong\u003e8 classes\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every class opens with me walking into the room, and before you know it I'm pulling back the curtain on a real story from my own life. The first time somebody looked me dead in the eye at work and said, \"You're a hot piece of chocolate.\" The rules nobody ever wrote down. The highs. The beginning of the end. The night the lights went out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReal stories. Real people. The names have been changed to protect the innocent... and a few of the guilty. Lol.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd it's not just my story. There are scenes, case files, role reversals, and even a couple of post-credits moments. They'll have you laughing one minute and saying \"Okay, Versace... you got me with that one\" the next. Love, lust, or loneliness? Red flags we ignore. Trust. Money. Jealousy. Family. Meeting your partner all over again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBring your journal. Bring a pen. Leave your ego at the door, and leave that person texting you \"Hey, what ya doing?...\" outside too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYOU READY? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour instructor,\u003cbr\u003eVersace Donn\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWant to do the homework too? Grab the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/situationship-survival-academy-bundle-of-joy\"\u003eBundle of Joy\u003c\/a\u003e, the Guide plus the Companion Workbook, for $27.99.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGain Clarity. Build Relationships. Change Lives.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Situationship Survival Academy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49181844078809,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0832\/5401\/8265\/files\/Shopify_Cover1.png?v=1789748004","url":"https:\/\/situationshipsurvivalacademy.com\/products\/situationship-survival-academy-guide-paperback","provider":"Situationship Survival Academy","version":"1.0","type":"link"}